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Sunday, 15 November 2015

THE SILENT THIEF OF SIGHT: GLAUCOMA


Glaucoma is a notorious eye disease characterized by optic neuropathy (problem with the optic nerve), visual field loss for which elevated intra ocular pressure (the pressure inside the eyes) is one of the primary risk factor.
The major problem with this disease is its asymptomatic (no symptoms) nature especially in adults. Sufferers don't know they have it so they don't seek for help till its near late or actually late. Hence the disease is tagged the silent thief of sight.
 Studies have it that glaucoma is the 2nd leading cause of blindness worldwide. There are many types of glaucoma both in adult and children but this article is not addressing that.
                         RISK FACTORS
»Elevated intra-ocular pressure
»Age especially those greater than 40
»Family history - those with positive family history have five times more risk than those who don't
»Race- blacks are 3-4 times more likely to develop the disease than white.
»Refractive error - this refer to patients with short sight And long sight(myopia and hypermetropia)
»systemic diseases like diabetes and hypertension
»Drugs like steroids
                        SYMPTOMS
MAJORLY ASYMPTOMATIC
Late symptoms include
»eye heaviness
»frequent change of glasses
»diminution of vision
»bumping into objects
Note: glaucoma blinds by visual field loss, and as such the patient may have a clear vision but with reduced central visual field.
                                           Normal vision
                                           Visual field loss due to glaucoma

It is worthy of note that damage to the optic nerve in glaucoma is irreversible. The implication of this is that, once a percentage of the visual field is lost, like in the photo above, it can't be regained. For the above reasons, everyone is advised to go for regular eye check up in order to avert this avoidable thief of sight. Your doctor is your friend, please ask questions and get appropriate help.

Sunday, 8 November 2015

Biafra reps take to Enugu major roads to protest the detention of Nnamdi kanu

As earlier reported, Biafra representatives have taken to the major roads of Enugu in buses, keke, and motorcycles carrying young men, women, boys and girls bearing the Biafran flag. This we learned is to protest the detention of their leader " Mr Nnamdi Kanu". The parade have been peaceful so far as there have been no loss of life nor destruction of properties. Photos after the cut.







Photos by Caro 

Biafra reps take to Enugu major roads

Several buses, keke and motorcycles were found parading Enugu major roads carrying boys bearing the Biafra flags. The reason for their parade right now, is unknown. Photos after the cut.

Ogui road

So far, the parades have been peaceful

This picture was taken from 140 hostel, old UNTH.


Thursday, 29 October 2015

BREAKING: Senate Confirms Amaechi as PDP senators stage walkout

CaptureThe Senate on Thursday confirmed the nomination of a former governor of Rivers State, Chibuike Amaechi, as minister, amidst protest by senators of the Peoples Democratic Party.
It also confirmed the nomination of 17 others. They are Adebayo Shittu, Kadjiat Abba Ibrahim, Heineken Lokpobiri, Claidius Omoyele Daramola, Baba Shehuri Mustapha, James Ocholi, Isaac Folorunsho Adewole, Bawa Bwari, Geoffrey Onyeama and Zainab Ahmed.
Others are Masur Mohammed Danladi, Usani Uguru, Okechukwu Elemanah, Anthony Anwuka, Mohammed Musa Bello, Adamu Adamu and Aisha Abubakar.
The confirmation was done by senators of the All Progressives Congress alone as their PDP counterparts staged a walkout in protest.
The senate had earlier dissolved into a closed-door session to discuss the issue of confirmation of the ministers.
Source; norookiemedia.com

Boko Haram release pictures from their rocket manufacturing factory

According to Twitter handle, Terror_monitor, Boko Haram which is now affiliated to ISIS, released these pictures taken from their rocket
factory….. U.S needs to come to our aid now……





Disgruntled Woman Empty Bowl Of Hot Water On Husband for Sleeping With Her Mum



The picture was shared on Facebook by veteran journalist, Mike Effiong, and it’s of a man caught having a rump with his mother-in-law. The wife couldn’t, so 

she emptied a bowl of hot water on her husband…… my! What a sight...people just don't learn. please leave a comment. 

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

UPTH MANAGEMENT SACK 4 STAFF OVER DEATH OF STUDENT

Two female nurses and two security guards at the University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital have been recommended for sack over the controversial death of a female student of the University of Port Harcourt. The four workers were on duty when the 200-level student of the Department of Theater and Film Studies was rushed to the UPTH but was denied bed space. She later died due to lack of medical attention. The two nurses and the two security guards were indicted by a panel that was set up by the Management of the UPTH to investigate the death of the student, which sparked violent protest by UNIPORT students, leading to the disruption of activities at the UPTH. Chief Medical Director of the UPTH, Professor Aaron Ojule announced the findings of the panel while briefing newsmen. Professor Ojule said the affected members of staff flouted established rules and protocol of the hospital, adding that they would be placed on three months suspension without pay, pending a final decision by the Federal Ministry of Health. “After thorough consideration of the Panel’s Report, the Management of the University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital has called for the termination of the appointment of the two nurses”, he said. The UPTH Management also called on the Management of University of Port Harcourt to also investigate and punish those involved in the protest over the death of the female student.
The World Health Organisation (WHO) released a report Monday which placed processed meats, including bacon and sausages, in the same category as smoking and asbestos for causing cancer. Processed meat causes cancer, says WHO The report revealed that as little as two slices of bacon can increase the risk of colorectal (bowel) cancer by 18%. The report outlined that simply eating 50 grams of processed meat each day -- the equivalent of two slices of ham -- can increase the risk of such cancer by 18%. However, the authors say the risks are relatively small to begin with. The organization defines processed meat as any type of meat that is salted, cured or smoked to enhance its flavor or preserve it. Processed meat generally contains pork or beef, but may also contain poultry. The WHO now classifies processed meat in the same category as smoking and asbestos, based on its certainty of a link with cancer, but stressed that did not mean they were equally dangerous. Unprocessed red meat such as steak and lamb shanks is classified as "probably carcinogenic." Balancing risks and benefits The WHO said the finding was important for public health since processed meat is so widely consumed. However, it said red meat still has "nutritional value." "These results are important in enabling governments and international regulatory agencies to conduct risk assessments, in order to balance the risks and benefits of eating red meat and processed meat and to provide the best possible dietary recommendations," said Christopher Wild, head of the WHO's cancer agency, in a statement. According to estimates cited by the WHO, about 34,000 cancer deaths per year worldwide can be attributed to diets that are high in processed meat. That's a small fraction of the 8.2 million deaths caused by cancer in 2012, according to the latest WHO data. Source; cnn.com

Abacha Loot: World Bank Wants More Time To Compile Information  

The World Bank says it needs additional time to provide comprehensive information on the spending of recovered funds looted by the late Nigerian Head of State, Sani Abacha. The World Bank told the human rights group seeking information on the loot, which is about seven billion dollars, that for now it is compiling information on the spending. According to the World Bank “In response to your request, we would like to inform you that we are still considering your request and we will need additional time because the money involved is too huge for us to handle.” The World Bank said that although it takes just 20 working days to respond to such requests, under special cases it could take much longer time. The loot stolen by the former military ruler from 1993 to 1998 is estimated to be worth 11.3 billion dollars. The Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project, SERAP, had written to the World Bank demanding information on the spending of the loot recovered from the late military dictator, General Sani Abacha. The World Bank acknowledged the request and asked for more time to be able to supply comprehensive information on how the recovered Abacha loot was spent. Source: channels television

278 FIRMS BID FOR NNPC CRUDE GRADES, Oil giant ‘committed to transparency’

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) yesterday opened the bids of the 278 firms for the sale and purchase of crude oil grades. The companies include  Televaris, Voyage Oil and Gas, Northbridge Energy, Linkstar Venture, United Refining Gashion, Stat Oil, Walter Smitth, SODE, Obat International Limited, Samgulf Petrolchemical Limited and Otahiyi Global Investment Company Limited. NNPC Group Managing Director  Dr. Ibe Kachikwu said the corporation would this week sell-off the over 20 cargoes of crude oil that have been in the market since the end of last year." NNPC Group Executive Director ( GED) Commercial and Investment Mr. Babatunde Adeniran, said the bid took cognisant of the fact that “at the end of last year, Nigeria has over 20 unsold cargoes in the market.” "The NNPC, he said, is now on the path of transparency, accountability and probity. Group General Manager, Crude Oil Marketing Division, Malam Mele Kyari, said the Federal Government is strategising to balance the pricing of crude. Kyari said the bidding would impact on the pricing of oil in the international market. He explained that the deal will now make the Nigerian crude predictable. He said the current volume of oil that the Federal Government is entitled to from the production stream is 960,000 barrel per day (bpd) saying NNPC will limit its contracts to that bracket..  NNPC, he said, is attempting to ensure that the crude ends up  in the procession of the ultimate buyers in order to avoid the present shock in pricing. He added that the corporation will ensure that Nigeria is not a major contributor to her own pricing instability." According to him, credible buyers are absent from the market and it has culminated in a situation where individuals hoard cargoes. Kyari lamented the situation “in which you have oversupply- fake oversupply that doesn’t exist and then the market reacts to that and then you have lower value.  “We have to make sure that we optimise the value of our crude. And for you to do that, you must have credible and reliable customers.  And these customers also need you, mind you, they need to lock up their deals. They call them deals. “What that means is that they have buyers who take up from them and they need to be guaranteed." They need some level of stability that will enable them plan with it.” The NNPC, according to him, recorded 43 buyers in the past, which made it impossible for it to guarantee its monthly off-take to customers. He said with the present bidding process, the government is pruning the number to 16 to stabilise the market and satisfy the customers." He said the corporation will guard against selling to one category of buyer in order to forestall hoarding of crude. ogundeyi abdulafeezayobami(raw gist)

Unidentified Space Junk Labelled ‘WTF’ Is About To Crash Into Earth

A piece of space junk that has been given the apt name of ‘WTF’ is heading straight for Earth - and will crash into us in less than a month. No one seems to know exactly what the flying object actually is - hence the name - but they are in no doubt we are in its path. All anyone is sure off is that it is about two metres wide and could be hollow inside - meaning it might be man-made. But how would a man-made object be hurtling in space and on a collision course with the planet where it originated? Astrophysicist Jonathan McDowell explained: “[It could be] a lost Nature News suggested that it could be a piece of rocket from a recent space mission - possibly even from Saturn V (above), the first rocket to launch astronauts to the moon. Whatever WT1190F is, we can at least hold off on any panic that it might do some serious damage to life on Earth. If it doesn’t burn up when entering the planet’s atmosphere, it is on course to land in the Indian Ocean, just off the coast of Sri Lanka, on November 13. However, astronomy software developer Bill Gray added: “I would not necessarily want to be going fishing directly underneath it.” Don’t worry, we have no intention of doing that. Pics: Rex
Source;tumblr.com

HALLE BERRY, OLIVIER MARTINEZ DIVORCING

Halle Berry has filed for divorce from Olivier Martinez. Halle cited irreconcilable differences in their marriage. As for money, that will not be an issue as the couple had a prenup. A source close to the couple says "They have a personality difference." And the incident at LAX, where Olivier hit a guy with a car seat, exacerbated their conflicts. Olivier got sued for the incident last week and our sources say the couple argued about the suit, and it became a breaking point. One source tells says the 2 year marriage went into a tailspin a week ago ... to the point each of them had it with the marriage, but Halle filed first.  Another source said, "They're just very, very different people. He's a very macho guy, and things just didn't jive." The couple issued a joint statement ... "It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce. We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus for what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life, and we hope that you respect our, and most importantly our children's privacy, as we go through this difficult period." They have one child together, Maceo, who is 2 years old. Halle also has a daughter, Nahla, from a previous relationship with Gabriel Aubry.  Our sources say Halle is not asking for joint or primary custody, but rather what is in "the best interests of the child." We're told the expectation on Halle's part is for a quick, non-contentious divorce. Souces;tmz.com

Serena Williams Pregnant With Drake’s Baby?

Serena Williams is NOT pregnant with Drake’s baby, despite a completely wrong report. According Gossip Cop "We’ve confirmed with a rep for Williams that the allegation is a total fabrication". On Tuesday, MediaTakeOut announced in its typically-dramatic, caps-challenged fashion, “MTO SUPER WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: Serena Williams Is PREGNANT… With DRAKE’S BABY!! (Chile This Ain’t NO RUMOR EITHER… We Got The FIRST PIC).” The “pic” in question is a photo taken from the side, and it provides zero evidence whatsoever of a pregnancy. Nevertheless, MTO alleges, “Serena Williams is going to be a MOM and Drake is going to be a FATHER. This is NOT rumor y’all… it’s FACT. MediaTakeOut.come [sic] spoke with a SNITCH close to Serena who told us that Serena was actually PREGNANT during the US Open. The child, we’re told, is Drake’s.” That’s right. The site couldn’t even type its own web address correctly. Typos aside, MediaFakeOut might want to work on finding better “snitches,” because Williams is absolutely NOT pregnant with Drake’s baby. In fact, she’s not expecting anyone’s baby, period. Gossip Cop is exclusively told by Williams’ rep that the webloid’s “fact” is actually just a false “rumor,” despite its child-like insistence to the contrary. MTO actually has a fertile history of wrongly impregnating stars, from Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and Khloe Kardashian to Karrueche Tran, Gabrielle Union, and Christina Milan. And earlier this year, the webloid wrongly alleged Drake was secretly the father of a 2-year-old girl. Embarrassingly, the site keeps shooting blanks. Source;gossipcop.com

Brad Pitt Wife Angelina Jolie Splits for Good? [DIVORCE NEWS]

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, and Stacy Keibler
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, and Stacy Keibler arrive at the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 29, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo : Getty/Kevork Djansezian)
After months of the supermarket tabloids doing everything in their power to convince readers that something is seriously wrong in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's marriage, the Hollywood hot couple are now said to be considering divorce. According to the latest gossip news updates, Angie packed a bag and virtually moved out forever after her latest knockdown drag out with the Fury star. It's said that Angie is using her time scouting locations in Cambodia for her upcoming movie First They Killed My Father to prepare for a permanent split.
the pair seemingly having a heated conversation on a hotel balcony back in Sydney last year, Angelina Jolie is  often said to be evry unhappy with her marriage to Brad Pitt.
"Brad and Angelina have been living separate lives and now she has made the first more to leave. They're both so fed up with each other that they were almost relieved as she packed up.
"Basically, Angie said, 'I'll see you when I see you.' And Brad answered with a cold, 'Yeah, good bye.'"
According to the informant, Brad was so shaken by his wife's steely resolve that he eventually realized that the marriage would be over if he didn't make a grand gesture to save it:
"Angelina walked out so fast that Brad was racked with guilt, so he grabbed the kids and joined Angelina in Cambodia a few days later to smooth things over for the time being."
While OK! Magazine didn't bother getting into the supposed backstory behind the family's trip to Cambodia, the tabloid did confirm that Brad and Angie are definitely still together as she looks for potential movie locations:
"Angelina Jolie made her new gig as a director a family affair by bringing her children along with her to a faraway place to scout locations.
"The kids enjoyed a day of shopping at the Old Market and chatting with the locals in Siem Reap."
For her part, Jolie did admit in her latest interview with Vogue that she and Pitt have disagreements from time to time, but it's nothing on par with what some people would have you believe (via Vanity Fair):

"Brad and I have our issues, but 
if the characters' were even remotely close to our problems, we couldn't have made the [By the Sea]."
What do you think of the media's obsession with Brad and Angie?
Is it about time the tabloids found someone new to follow around?
Or, does all the attention really just point to there being actual problems in their marriage?
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Kim Kardashian flaunts huge baby bump in eye-popping white dress at InStyle Awards

The 35-year-old pregnant mum has found herself a distinct pregnancy style with her love of figure-hugging dresses

Kim appeared  in a white Valentino cape dress as she walked on the black carpet for the InStyle Awards on Monday in the Los Angeles. She may not have gotten it so right during her first pregnancy but she's definitely nailing it this time around.  More photos after the cut...

Kim, whe had her 35th birthday bash last week, is almost eight months pregnant and will welcome a son in December.



Mayweather's manager confirms star's retirement as undefeated champion as purchases new bugatti worth $3.5m

  • Floyd Mayweather will not be making a comeback his manager has claimed
  • Leonard Ellerbe tweeted: 'Mayweather is retired, end of discussion'
  • The undefeated champion showed off his new Bugatti Veyron on Monday 
Floyd Mayweather has retired and will not be making a comeback, ruling out a rematch with Manny Pacquiao or a bout with Amir Khan, according to his manager.
The announcement, made by Mayweather Promotions CEO Leonard Ellerbe on Monday, has put to bed any chance of a return to the ring for the undefeated champion, whose career included 49 wins.
Ellerbe made the claim on Twitter and tweeted: 'Floyd Mayweather is RETIRED, end of discussion.'


Mayweather is all smiles as he continued to enjoy his retirement in LA on Tuesday night
Ellerbe took to Twitter on Monday night to confirm Mayweather would not be returning to the ring
Ellerbe took to Twitter on Monday night to confirm Mayweather would not be returning to the ring
Mayweather took to Instagram  to show off his new Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse, worth over $3m
Mayweather took to Instagram to show off his new Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse, worth over $3m
Source;dailymail

Monday, 26 October 2015

“SOME AFRICANS ARE LAZY FOOLS ONLY GOOD AT EATING, LOVEMAKING AND STEALING” – DONALD TRUMP


Once again, US business magnate Donald Trump has expressed his deep disgust for Africans by referring to them as lazy fools only good at eating, lovemaking and thuggery.
Speaking in Indianapolis, Trump who is also the republican Presidential torch bearer reiterated his promise to deport Africans especially those of Kenyan origin including their son Barrack Obama.
“African Americans are very lazy. The best they can do is gallivanting around ghettoes, lamenting how they are discriminated. These are the people America doesn’t need. They are the enemies of progress. Look at African countries like Kenya for instance, those people are stealing from their own government and go to invest the money in foreign countries. From the government to opposition, they only qualify to be used as a case study whenever bad examples are required. How do you trust even those who have ran away to hide here at the United States hiding behind education? I hear they abuse me in their blogs but I don’t care because even the internet they are using is ours and we can decide to switch it off from this side. These are people who import everything including matchsticks. In my opinion, most of these African countries ought to be recolonized again for another 100 years because they know nothing about leadership and self governance” Explained Donald Trump bitterly as he illuminated how he plans to reconstruct America and restore its lost glory.
“I promise to make America great again by restoring our dignity that we have since lost through Obama. The more reason why I still believe that he, and his Kenyan brothers and sisters should be deported back to Kenya to make America safe”
Sources have indicated that Trump’s thrush did not augur well with the Carson Camp and they have since distanced themselves from Trump words.

Kate Middleton, Prince William and Harry attend Spectre premiere

The royals - Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry attended the world premiere of James Bond 007 film Spectre on Monday night at London's Royal Albert Hall. Daniel Craig, his wife Rachel Weisz, his co-stars Léa Seydoux and Monica Bellucci and others also attended the screening of the 24th spy movie. More photos after the cut...