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Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Meet Bashir, the Wild Son of Governor El-Rufai Living Large with White Lover (Photos)

Photographs of Bashir, one of the sons of Nigeria’s former FCT Minister, Nasir El-Rufai and current Governor of Kaduna State, has been exclusively obtained by the Breaking Times.

In the photos, Bashir, the young son of Mallam El-Rufai is seen partying hard and living like the child of an oil sheik.

El-Rufai, who according to a Wikileaks report was homeless in 1999, recently declared he is now worth N90 billion with 40 mansions in assets according to media reports.

See more photos below;

Monday, 25 January 2016

TRENDING IN THE HEALTH WORLD: LASSA VIRUSE-NIGERIA, ZIKA VIRUS-MEXICO AND MORE


The out break of lassa fever since late last year till date have seen nothing less than 63 deaths; Patients,  doctors and other health workers inclusive. As a matter of fact, the fear of lassa virus infection has boomed the sales of rat poison. Good business huh?
According to WHO fact sheet, important points worthy of note include

>you can be infected by coming in contact with the remains of an infected rat

>it can also be gotten from person to person when you come in contact with an infected person

>Nosocomial infection can also occur in the hospitals/health care facilities especially when adequate preventive measures are not taken

>About 80% of people infected by the virus are asymptomatic

>lassa fever can be cured especially with early presentation

> There is no vaccine

SYMPTOMS
 include fever, headache,  chills, diarrhea, weakness,  joint pain, backache, sore throat,  nausea,  vomiting, facial swelling,  rashes bleeding from the eye, nose, ear, etc.  Later stage consist of seizures, shock, coma and death.

A common complication is deafness of which hearing may or may not return.

Well, while the lassa virus keeps us on our feet here, the zika virus is doing same on the other part of the world,  especially Mexico. The zika virus is a virus most commonly spread by the aedes mosquito though there are evidence of mother to child transmission and the virus have also been isolated from semen.
The major scare of the virus is the birth defects it causes( microcephaly; small brain/head among others). Usually the zika viral infection rarely kills. As a matter of fact, most infected persons do not even know they are infected except a few who may become symptomatic and may need hospitalization.
Symptoms include fever,  headache, chills,  pains and weakness of which most patients do well with paracetamol. But the birth defects? ...

THREE DEAD HUMAN BODIES DISCOVERED IN THE FOUNDATION OF A BUILDING- ENUGU.

Three human bodies were yesterday found in the foundation of a building in Enugu. This happened along Uguaji express way near building materials. There identities were still unknown as at the time these photos were taken but an anonymous at the site of the incident claimed that they way three "keke" drivers reported missing a few days ago. The police is currently investigating the case.
Question now is, what are the bodies doing in the foundation??? Wonders shall never end!
More photos after the cut.








Wednesday, 6 January 2016

JOKE OF THE DAY


A 18-year-old girl got PREGNANT.
Her angry mother says: “Who’s the pig? Call
him…”
About 30 minutes later, a limousine car stops in
front of their house & a mature grey haired
man in a very expensive suit steps out.
Man: “Ur daughter has informed me of the
problem, however, I can’t marry her. But if a
girl is born, I offer a villa & 2 million dollars.
If a boy is born, den 2 factories & 5 million
dollars. But in case of miscarriage, what do u
suggest I do?”
Mother: “IMPREGNATE HER AGAIN”!!!

Saturday, 2 January 2016

BREAKING NEWS: VIOLENCE ERUPTS IN ABIA STATE OVER JUDGEMENT EXCLUDING NGWA LGAS FROM ABIA GOVERNORSHIP VOTES.


By Ahamefula Nnanya
Violence has erupted in major cities of Abia State over the new year eve Court of Appeal judgement excluding the majority Ngwa people in the state from having a say in the governorship contest in Abia State.
Ngwa youths and women early this morning pour out in their thousands into the streets of major cities and towns in Abia State chanting war songs and brandishing machetes in opposition to the judgement of the Court of Appeal panel sitting in Owerri sacking Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of the Peoples Democratic Party, the winner of the 2015 governorship election in the state.
The Court of Appeal had on 31 December, 2015 nullified Governor Ikpeazu's election and returned Dr. Alex Otti of the All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA as having won the election.
In arriving at the decision, the court voided and excluded votes from Obingwa, Osisiomangwa and Isialangwa Local Government Areas, Ngwa areas and Ikpeazu homeland and stronghold and foreclosed any rerun in the area.
The implications of the Court of Appeal decision effectively reduced the majority Ngwa people who has 9 local government areas out of the 17 to 6 and thus a minority and paving the way for the APGA candidate to win. A decision considered curious by many observers.
Commercial activities and vehicular movement was reduced to the barest minimum with shops and businesses remaining closed either out of fear or in solidarity with the protesters.
Security agents appeared overwhelmed by the sheer number of the protest and apparently helpless under the prevailing circumstances.
Details and analysis shortly.
More images below.
 


#Headies2015: Eva Alordiah officially off the singles market; Got proposed to last night at the #headiesawards

 It looks like Eva Alordiah is officially off the market. If you watched the Headies Awards yesterday then you probably saw her get proposed to on stage by what looks like her boo, Caesar.  Eva had joined Victoria Kimani on stage for a performance and just as she was about to get off stage her boyfriend, Caeser (he is a TV presenter, actor, model and more) came on stage and popped “big question”.
Eve looked shocked and tried to run but he insisted, gave the very shy Eva a ring and a passionate breath taking kiss before leaving the stage. And of course she said yes! Wedding bellllls. Lol
Photo below




FULL LIST OF THE WINNERS OF HEADIES AWARDA 2015

The Headies Awards 2015: Full Lists Of Winners.

The 2015 and 10th edition of the Headies was held today, January 1st, 2016. The venue was at the Landmark Events Centre, Victoria Island, Lagos.

The Headies is Nigeria’s biggest and most prestigious music award which recognizes the talents of Nigerian music stars and rewards them in grand style. This all started in the year 2006 and has been an annual event since then.

Many media personalities graced the event. The winners will be going home with the highly coveted 21-karat gold-plated Headies Plaque.

1.) BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE.

A voting category for the artiste whose songs are inspired by the streets. Such song should captain lingua, which may also be originated by the artiste and popular on the street.

Reminisce – Skillashi
Olamide – Bobo (WINNER)
Small Doctor – Mosquito Killer
Mastakraft feat. Olamide, CDQ and David O – Indomie
Falz The Bad Guy – Hello Bae

2.) BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (MALE).

A non-voting category for the single male artiste with the most outstanding vocal performance on a single song or album.

Praiz – If I fall
Shaydee – High
Timi Dakolo – Wish Me Well (WINNER)
Cobhams – Do The Right Thing
Bez – There’s A Fire

3.) BEST R&B SINGLE.

A voting category for the best R&B single in the year under review (by a single individual or group).

Heartbeat – Praiz
Mr. Oreo – Iyanya
Say You Love Me – Leriq ft. Wizkid
Do the Right Thing – Cobhams Ft. Bez
Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo (WINNER)

4.) BEST POP SINGLE.

A category for the best pop single in year under review (by single individual or group)

Ojuelegba – Wizkid
Collabo – P-Square Feat. Don Jazzy
My Woman, My Everything – Patoranking Feat. Wande Coal
Woju – Kiss Daniel
Godwin – Korede Bello (WINNER)
Bobo – Olamide

5.) BEST RAP SINGLE.

A voting category for a single (released on-air) recording of a rap.

King Kong – Vector (WINNER)
Bad Belle – M.I
Bank Alert – Ill Bliss
Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide, Phyno & Stomrex
G.O.D – T.R
Ben Bruce presented 2face Idibia with ‘Hall-of-Fame’ Award and 2face performed.

6.) BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE).

A non-voting category for the single female artiste with most outstanding vocal performances on a single song or album.

Waje – Coco Baby
Aramide – Iwo Nikan (WINNER)
Asa – Bed of Stone
Simi – Tiff
Yemi Alade – Duro Timi

7.) BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE.

A voting category for the best Reggae/Dancehall single in the year under review (by single individual or group).

German Juice – Cynthia Morgan (WINNER)
Sanko – Timaya
My Body – Solid Star Feat. Timaya
Daniella Whyne – Patoranking
Cheques and Balance – Burna Boy
Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay

8.) BEST MUSIC VIDEO.

A voting category for the best conceptualist, best directed and most exciting video in the year under review. This award goes to the video director.

Jamb Question (Simi) – Mex
Crazy (Seyi Shay) – Meji Alabi
The Sound (DavidO Feat. Uhuru & Dj Buckz) – Sesan
Katapot (Reekado Banks) – UnLimited LA (WINNER)
Baby Jollof (Solid Star Feat. Tiwa Savage) – Clarence Peters

9.)BEST COLLABO.

A voting category for the best R&B, Pop or Hip-hop collaborative track (including cameos).

Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide & Phyno (WINNER)
Hold on – Joe El Feat. 2Face Idibia
Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay Feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay
Shoki (Remix) – Lil’Kesh Feat. Olamide & David O
Do The right Thing – Cobhams ft. Bez
Sisi – Praiz ft. Wizkid

10.)BEST RAP ALBUM.

A Non-Voting Category for the Best Album By A Rap Artiste Or Group In Year Under Review.

Baba Hafusa – Reminisce
Street OT – Olamide
Chairman – M.I. (WINNER)
Above Ground Level – Modenine