JOKE OF THE DAY

A 18-year-old girl got PREGNANT.
Her angry mother says: “Who’s the pig? Call
him…”
About 30 minutes later, a limousine car stops in
front of their house & a mature grey haired
man in a very expensive suit steps out.
Man: “Ur daughter has informed me of the
problem, however, I can’t marry her. But if a
girl is born, I offer a villa & 2 million dollars.
If a boy is born, den 2 factories & 5 million
dollars. But in case of miscarriage, what do u
suggest I do?”
Mother: “IMPREGNATE HER AGAIN”!!!